Tips for men
A few tips for men who like to hit on women when they are running:
1. Just don’t.
But if you decide to ignore this one cardinal rule, here’s a few do’s and don’ts:
DO:
- something cute, like smile at her
- say “good morning” when she runs by
- if you really want to be ballsy, stop her, ask her to take a photo of you on the Brooklyn Bridge, then invite her to join in the second photo
- challenge her to race you up the bridge
- let her win
DON’T:
- whistle, she can’t hear you anyway
- stare her up and down, purse your lips, stare her up and down again, then proceed to turn your head as she runs by so you can check out her ass on the way by
- hoot
- holler
- shout
- be creepy
- yell things like, “Hey mama” “Hey sweetie” “Mama” “Gorgeous” or “That’s what I’m talking about”
- lean out of your truck window and holler anything
- honk
- slow down the truck to ‘get a better look’
- stop pouring the cement you are pouring and stare/shout/comment
- stop drilling the cement you are drilling and stare/shout/comment
Ahh, the power of venting. That felt good.
