Pirate pick up lines, not to be used in Chelsea..actually, you know what, go for it. What the heck.
You ask, “Why do we need an International Talk Like a Pirate Day?” Good question. Here’s what the International Talk Like a Pirate Day site says (an incredible read), and I quote:
“Make no mistake. We do. But it’s a little hard to articulate why, especially when you’ve made the mistake of referring to your wife as a scurvy bilge rat and tried to order her back into the galley.” HUH?!?
Don’t say I never did anything for you…
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
GROSS!!! I know this is supposed to be my training blog, but I’m having way too much fun…entertaining myself…sorry
