Excuses excuses
As you may (or may not) have noticed, this blog has not been updated in (holy buckets) nearly 3 weeks. Below are possible excuses for not updating my training blog - I decided it’d be more fun to leave it up to you to decide which stories you’d like to believe.
1. I have been barricaded under 37 inches of snow, and because of the big storm, all Internet/Cable services have been out of service.
2. I hurt myself and had to take a 2 week break. Had I chosen to write about my ‘training’ over the course of those two weeks, one would have likely have assumed I was training for the Coney Island National Hot Dog Eating contest this Summer.
3. I have been on a massive amount of hot, steamy dates, and have, therefore, been too busy to write.
4. I have been out of the country seducing foreign men and working on my tan - sorry, stories not appropriate for a charity blog!
5. My sister was in town and we were too busy eating whipped cream out of the can, hosting slumber parties, shopping, and having pillow fights.
6. My mom was in town and we were too busy eating whipped cream out of the can, hosting slumber parties, shopping, and having pillow fights.
7. I was in Boston at a DFMC fundraising Pub Crawl, covering 6 bars on Boylston (the last 1/2 mile of the Marathon) and I still haven’t recovered from my hangover.
8. I fired my Ghost Writer. I felt he/she didn’t represent my petite, femine self, likely costing me dates, status and (gasp) readership!
9. I suck as a human being
10. I injured myself and spent the last two weeks healing, sleeping, stretching, lifting weights, and staying off my feet. BORING.
